Today I received a phone call that every parent dreads: "Hello, this is (Rabbit's Pre-School) calling, we want to assure you that your son is okay and everything is fine,
but..."
Today, Rabbit was bitten by a
Bearded Dragon.
The Bearded Dragon is a spiny lizard that is native to Australia, but was at school today as part of visiting animal educational program. Before I continue my story, please know that both boy and lizard are fine.
The details of the event are a bit fuzzy. Rabbit told his teacher that the Dragon must have smelled the sushi he had for dinner the night before, and that it must have thought Rabbit's finger was a delicious piece of fish. Rabbit did not want the Dragon to get in trouble for this honest mistake. The teacher's report included the word "poke" in the description of events. The critter's owner was distraught and very apologetic. The Dragon itself could not be reached for comment, but I would hazard to guess that it is quite happy to be home and not in a gym full of excited 5-year-olds with fishy/pokey fingers.
Rabbit's Dragon bite is about a half and inch long; the teachers cleaned and de-cootie-fied the wound and bandaged it. I am told that Rabbit went right back to exploring the other creature exhibits and had a fine time with his new celebrity status among his peers.
When I arrived to pick him up from school, Rabbit came limping out of his classroom, bent over to one side with the great effort of holding his bandaged finger up high, and told me that a macaroon cookie might help him feel better.
Here are some out-takes from the little photo session documenting the Dragon bite. Rabbit wanted to show a "suffering" face, but could not maintain it:
I have no doubt that this tragic event will be milked for more macaroons and sympathy over the weekend. It is too early to tell if there will be a scar from this Dragon's tale, but we certainly got a good story out of it!